Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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