Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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