I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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