Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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