This girl is more easily done than said...
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
