I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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