I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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