theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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