As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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