well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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