Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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