Those balls look pretty dangerous.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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