kristin has been a bad kristin
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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