doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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