Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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