Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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