I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
