i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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