found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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