Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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