Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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