her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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