he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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