Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I think I am morally bankrupt
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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