oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
