once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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