I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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