no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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