you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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