My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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