Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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