Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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