Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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