do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We are two peas in an std pod
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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