Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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