oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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