To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I don't think brook has ever known best
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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