did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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