We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
