none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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