I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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