Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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