I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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