Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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