I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
