She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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