I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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