Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
My pussy is not your playground.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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