i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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