If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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