I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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