no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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