i already hear my dad disowning me
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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