He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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