it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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