Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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